Dave (age 5): Um, Mom? Don't ever send me back to my real family.
Me (always prepared): Huh?
Dave: I know I'm adopted, but I want to stay with you forever. I'll be good.
Me: Did Matt say you were adopted?
Dave: No. I just know.
Me: Honey, if you were adopted I would tell you. You weren't. You came from Dad and I, do you understand?
Dave: Which one of you did I come out of?
Me: Me. Is that okay?
Dave: Yeah.
Me: You are my sweetheart.
Dave: You are my sweetheart too.