Too broke to rent a room? A man and woman (both 44) in Wichita actually climbed into a dumpster for some adult alone time. Clearly the guy is some smooth kind of talker. That would be enough of a story for me to go to press, but it gets worse. They were robbed... in the dumpster... while doing the dirty. The police must have thought they were on Candid Camera when they were called, but they took a report and caught the bad guys. No mention of charges against the lovebirds. Seems like public drunk (?), drug (?), or indecency laws must have been broken, but it looks like karma is punishing them already.
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