The Hannah Family

FAIL

It's hard to believe people screw up this often, and yet we have FAIL Blog to prove it!

Halloween costumes

We present Clifford, the Big Red Dog, and a Bumble Bee.

 
 

This is cold

A store clerk in Texas is on the run after conning a customer out of a winning $1 million lottery ticket and then claiming it for himself.

When I'm not cleaning spills or doing laundry, I'm translating

Mom, could I have one of those hard round things that are bad for my teeth and have stripes on them?  Please??

Boomerang kid

I sent Claire back to bed again and told her to hurry the heck up because she has school tomorrow.

Oooooh, you said a bad word.

What?  Heck?!  Oh yeah, you're right.  I did.  What are you going to do, tell my mom?

She loved it!  The oldest lines in the world are suddenly new again.

This site gets funnier by the minute

Oh my gosh, you know crazy stuff is posted daily on Craigs List right?  Well there is an inspired site devoted to this called You Suck at Craigslist (.com).  The kids keep running in to see what I'm laughing at and I feel silly because it's hard to explain.  Click on these links though and you will totally understand.

Ford truck for sale.

It's a mystery sale - I wish I didn't know what this is.

Looking for love.

Nacho cheese fountain - yes, really.

Fine artwork.

He obviously learned the term barber shop from television

Dave:  My hair is getting longer.  Get me to a barber shop quick!

The child has had professional hair cuts before (fussed the entire time), but hasn't set foot in a barber shop in his life.  I'm not even going to try to explain to him that Mark and Matt go to a hair salon!

Claire the motivator

My 5-year-old daughter keeps taking apples to my husband on the couch.  Here dad, you need to eat some fruit.  You need to get healthier and skinnier.

This makes me so glad I'm not in customer service

The customer is Not Always Right (.com)

Answering a question with a question

Me to Dave (3):  Did you know the season with all of these pretty colored leaves is called fall?

Dave to Me (Clutching the fake Guitar Hero Play Station 2 guitar):  Did YOU know I'm a rock star?