Dave: Remember that time you used the S-H word?
Me: I did? (Bracing myself for the worst) What was that?
Darling Dave: Shut up.
Me: I shouldn't have said that, huh?
Dave: It's okay. My friend Colby at school used the I word and the C word!
Me: Hmm, I give up.
Dave: He said idiot and C-R-A-P. The other S word is stupid.
Me: Oh man. What is the worst bad word in the world?
Dave: Idiot.
Me: Yikes, Dave. Should I wash your mouth out with soap now?
Dave: That actually happened to me before, but it was just kid shampoo when my mouth was open. I can tell you what flavor it is... soap flavor!